SHaKaLaKa!

"For it will be like a man going on a journey, who called his servants and entrusted to them his property."

And he gave unto each of them 10 golden talents to do with as they wished. If all were wasted, 10 would be given anew.

Using the power of the mysterious BOINKEY button, each servant could randomly gain or lose any amount of their share at 50% odds.

Even though many gains or losses would happen in a row sometimes, the random odds of every transaction remained at 50%, much like a coin flip.

And so a rumor began to spread that the one who accumulated the most through wisdom, chance, and risk would be held in the highest regard forever.