GriddleNoob

I AM THE ALL FEARED GRIDDLENOOB. MEN QUAKE IN THEIR BOOTS WHEN THEY SEE ME AND WOMEN SWOON ON SIGHT. I WILL FIGHT FOR ANY AND ALL WHO WISH ME TO.

I AM EVERYONE AND I AM NO ONE. I AM NEITHER HERE NOR THERE YET I AM EVERYWHERE. I MAY NOT BE MYSELF, BUT I MAY BE YOU. YOU MAY BE ME. I AM A NOOB AND I AM NOT. I AM NOT WHAT YOU THINK. YOU KNOW ME IF YOU ARE ME. YET YOU STILL DONT KNOW. RESPECT ME. FEAR ME. LOVE ME. THERE IS NO ONE GREATER THAN I. FOR I AM YOU. AND YOU ARE I.

I AM GRIDDLENOOB.